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philcoextra:

Beth Stelling the funniest person on this planet.

I think I’m gonna like San Francisco.

I think I’m gonna like San Francisco.

Only way to bike in Chicago today is like Ghost Dad.

Only way to bike in Chicago today is like Ghost Dad.

You: running in jorts very much up your ass, carrying 2 8lb weights.
Me: riding slowly behind you on the lakefront trail last night. Coffee??

You: running in jorts very much up your ass, carrying 2 8lb weights. Me: riding slowly behind you on the lakefront trail last night. Coffee??

This is the pant leg of Casey Affleck. Cut off and hangin on the Chicago Diner’s ladder on the patio. He is hot. This was weird.

This is the pant leg of Casey Affleck. Cut off and hangin on the Chicago Diner’s ladder on the patio. He is hot. This was weird.

Went kayaking with homegirls. KayakChicago.com

Went kayaking with homegirls. KayakChicago.com

Dismiss that which insults your soul.
– Walt Whitman
My high school boyfriend once gave this game to me for Christmas. But it was only after I had already given him a pretty thoughtful gift (that I can’t seem to think of but it was good) and I think were were broken up and I wanted to stay together but he was trying to tell me to just Pass the Pigs. I’m going to guess it was a regift. From someone that hated him. Maybe his mom. 

My high school boyfriend once gave this game to me for Christmas. But it was only after I had already given him a pretty thoughtful gift (that I can’t seem to think of but it was good) and I think were were broken up and I wanted to stay together but he was trying to tell me to just Pass the Pigs. I’m going to guess it was a regift. From someone that hated him. Maybe his mom. 

Hmmm. Wonder if I’ll live this long, get married and share books with my husband.

Hmmm. Wonder if I’ll live this long, get married and share books with my husband.

philcoextra:

Beth Stelling the funniest person on this planet.

I think I’m gonna like San Francisco.

I think I’m gonna like San Francisco.

Only way to bike in Chicago today is like Ghost Dad.

Only way to bike in Chicago today is like Ghost Dad.

Appleton, WI

Appleton, WI

You: running in jorts very much up your ass, carrying 2 8lb weights.
Me: riding slowly behind you on the lakefront trail last night. Coffee??

You: running in jorts very much up your ass, carrying 2 8lb weights. Me: riding slowly behind you on the lakefront trail last night. Coffee??

This is the pant leg of Casey Affleck. Cut off and hangin on the Chicago Diner’s ladder on the patio. He is hot. This was weird.

This is the pant leg of Casey Affleck. Cut off and hangin on the Chicago Diner’s ladder on the patio. He is hot. This was weird.

Went kayaking with homegirls. KayakChicago.com

Went kayaking with homegirls. KayakChicago.com

Dismiss that which insults your soul.
– Walt Whitman
My high school boyfriend once gave this game to me for Christmas. But it was only after I had already given him a pretty thoughtful gift (that I can’t seem to think of but it was good) and I think were were broken up and I wanted to stay together but he was trying to tell me to just Pass the Pigs. I’m going to guess it was a regift. From someone that hated him. Maybe his mom. 

My high school boyfriend once gave this game to me for Christmas. But it was only after I had already given him a pretty thoughtful gift (that I can’t seem to think of but it was good) and I think were were broken up and I wanted to stay together but he was trying to tell me to just Pass the Pigs. I’m going to guess it was a regift. From someone that hated him. Maybe his mom. 

Hmmm. Wonder if I’ll live this long, get married and share books with my husband.

Hmmm. Wonder if I’ll live this long, get married and share books with my husband.

"Dismiss that which insults your soul."

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